A Day In The Life Of Dorothy Parker by J.J. Murphy

Dec 20, 2011 | A Day In My Life

This morning, I woke up and peeked out from beneath a hangover. It had stayed the night, and now it was time for it to go. I gave the hangover two aspirins and a kiss goodbye. Normally, the first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. But...