. . .excerpt from The Ultimate Writer’s Primer: Your Guide to Finally Getting Published (Sisyphus Books, 2016)
Valjean Cameron, Senior Editor, Schlesinger Publishing, Flatiron Building, 175 5th Ave, New York, NY 10010
Q: What are you looking for
VC: Send me a great piece of fiction. I don’t even mind some pretensions, so go ahead and flex your MFA in Creative Writing muscles all over me. I love quirky characters and a distinctive voice. The smaller and more obscure the story – especially if it’s an urban setting! – the better. I am interested in stories that are so stylistically dense they are nearly impenetrable. If you are a writer who makes me want to look around my office for a machete, then we can talk. And if you can raise The New Minimalism to soaring heights – say, where nothing happens for two hundred pages and then a fly is swatted – if you can lay bare metaphors like that, I want your book. Make me feel those fly-swatters’ angst.
Please do not send me space junk thrillers (e.g., The Nebula Covenant by Charles Cable), which I scorn and deride, mainly because my boss loves them, and whatever you do, do not send me your mem-WAHRS. There is no excuse for memoirs (unless, of course, you suffer from narcissistic personality disorder; in that case, please send them to Peter Hathaway, my colleague, well, my boss, well, my fantasy man; he might actually like them).
Do not send me anything having to do with “outfitting” lovers of wilderness adventures; unless the outfit includes Prada heels, I am not interested. Along these lines, I am not presently looking for how-to guides on canoe tripping, motor boating, or for that matter, vessels of any sort (unless they contain a nice cabernet sauvignon); nor do I want to see how-to guides on getting along with free-range bears, icing a knockout punch, absolutely anything at all to do with tents, or figuring out a reasonably attractive float plane pilot whose wife’s murder is still unsolved.
Here at Fir Na Tine, an imprint of Schlesinger Publishing, we publish serious literary fiction, with occasional lapses. If you believe you are a good fit for us, send me two sample chapters and a cover letter that stops short of describing how much your mother loves the book. I love sushi, my Aunt Greta who raised me, my friend Adrian Bale who takes it from there, good strong coffee, my high-ceilinged apartment on E. 51st Street, a mystery to solve, and – if I can find him – a guy who’s got heart. Make me add your book to the list!
Ed. Note: Since we went to press, Valjean Cameron, Senior Editor at Schlesinger Publishing, has been sent by Peter Hathaway to the Canadian Northwoods to sign that bestselling author of space junk thrillers, Charles Cable, to a book contract for his long-awaited new thriller, The Asteroid Mandate. A well-known recluse, Cable is rumored to live alone deep in the wilderness, accessible only by float plane or canoe, where we can only hope he hasn’t committed any crimes and is crafting a wonderful book about his life, with quirky characters and a distinctive voice. The answers lie in Practical Sins for Cold Climates (Henery Press, January 2016), by Shelley Costa.
Practical Sins For Cold Climates is the first book in the NEW Val Cameron mystery series, published by Henery Press, January 2016. The second book, A Killer’s Guide to Good Work will be released in September 2016.
When Val Cameron, a Senior Editor with a New York publishing company, is sent to the Canadian Northwoods to sign a reclusive bestselling author or risk losing her job, she is definitely out of her element. Val is certain she can convince Charles Cable, but first she has to find him.
Aided by a float plane pilot whose wife was killed two years ago in a case gone cold, Val’s hunt for the recluse becomes even more muddled. When all signs point to Cable as the killer, she must work to clear his name before the scandal sinks her career.
Trapped in a wilderness lake community where livelihoods collide and a killer lurks, the prospect of running into a bear could be the least of Val’s problems.
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About the author
A 2004 Edgar nominee for Best Short Story, Shelley Costa is the author of You Cannoli Die Once (Agatha Award nominee for Best First Novel) and Basil Instinct. Practical Sins For Cold Climates is the first book in her exciting new mystery series. Shelley’s mystery stories have appeared in Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine, Blood on Their Hands,The World’s Finest Mystery and Crime Stories, and Crimewave (UK). She teaches fiction writing at the Cleveland Institute of Art. www.shelleycosta.com.
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