Oct 13, 2023 | A Day In My Life
Occupation: Vista Beach Police Detective Come in, have a seat. Martin Green. How can I help you? Do you want to report a crime? Oh, you want to interview me. I have a few minutes, but I can’t talk about any open cases. I moved to the area and took this job as a...
Oct 12, 2023 | A Day In My Life
A day in my life? I’m betting it’s nothing like yours, unless you’re also trying to catch a unicorn. The first time I saw the unicorn, I thought she was just a horse with a weird head-goiter. Now, I’ve learned those mystical beings absolutely exist, and they carry...
Oct 11, 2023 | A Day In My Life
“Meow?” I remember that there was a time in my life when I used to sleep in. But that was before I adopted Baby Lobster from the local shelter. To be fair, my cat DID save my life recently, but I can’t help but wish she liked to sleep as much as I do. “Here you go,” I...
Oct 10, 2023 | A Day In My Life
Have you ever waited forty years to see someone? I have. Today my Thea-bea is returning to New Orleans after she and her momma left under mysterious circumstances. Althea Fontenot was just six years old then, but she’ll remember me. Who could forget me? I’m a handsome...