self-serve-murderMe? You want to hear about a day in my life. Are you sure you have the right person? I think you may want to hear about Annaโ€™s day, not mine. Even my boss, the nerdiest person on the planet, is more interesting than me. My life is just plain boring. I work two jobs and go to graduate school. Being that busy doesnโ€™t exactly lead to blood-thumping, heart-stopping adventures.

If you think Iโ€™m crazy for working two jobs while going to school, youโ€™ll think Iโ€™m even crazier when you hear I turned down a free ride as well. My parents were willing to pay for school for me โ€“ all the way through med school. But thatโ€™s just it. They were only willing to pay for med school. At least thatโ€™s what they say. Iโ€™m pretty sure if I said I wanted to go into general medicine and join Doctors Without Borders, they would have had a fit.

I may be soft spoken and not have much of a temper, but I am a bit stubborn. Okay, a lot stubborn because I flat out refused my parentsโ€™ money. Support shouldnโ€™t come with conditions. Why canโ€™t I just study what I want to? You can only imagine the arguments this lead to. Despite the arguments (read: guilt trips), I refused the money my parents were โ€˜willingโ€™ to provide. In their words: โ€˜I turned my back on themโ€™. They do love to exaggerate. Anyway, I was admitted into the School of Social Work and never looked back. I finished my Bachelorโ€™s of Social Work in May and now Iโ€™m working on my masters.

In the meantime, bills have to be paid. I work 20 hours a week at a youth center in a shabby part of the city. Iโ€™m required to do a field placement and the youth center is mine. Iโ€™m hoping to work there full-time after I finally graduate. Can you keep a secret? Iโ€™m totally getting hired full-time when I get my masters. The job is pretty much guaranteed. Just donโ€™t tell the cupcake girls.

The cupcake girls, Anna and Callie, are my colleagues at Callieโ€™s Cakes where I work most mornings and weekends providing the liquor of the gods to college students and stressed-out business workers. Anna and Callie are my best friends. I love the girls, but those two could find trouble at a nunnery! Thereโ€™s more than one reason I call them the troublesome twosome. Theyโ€™re forever sticking their noses into places they are most definitely not welcome. Callie even ended up in some danger when she got herself embroiled in a murder investigation.

Thatโ€™s not for me. Pretending to be some private investigator or super spy or something and solving murders? No way. Although, if Iโ€™m being perfectly honest, I have been dipping a toe into the investigations business lately. I heard more than a few rumors about something absolutely atrocious happening on campus. Promise not to tell Anna or Callie?

Okay, hereโ€™s the deal. Do you mind if I just whisper in your ear? Come closer. Rumor has it that someone is drugging girls on campus and . . . er. . . abusing the girls โ€“ if you know what I mean โ€“ while theyโ€™re incapacitated. Well, I couldnโ€™t let something like that just go, could I? I tried to find out from the campus police what theyโ€™re doing to stop these horrible crimes, but they were not helpful at all. In fact, they kind of kicked me out of their station.

Well, fine then. If theyโ€™re not going to help, itโ€™s going to be up to me. Anna does always say that Iโ€™m out to save the world. I usually roll my eyes at her saying that, but Iโ€™ve got to admit sheโ€™s got a point this time. Iโ€™ve tried to ask other students whatโ€™s going on, but no oneโ€™s talking to me. So this Friday, itโ€™s on. Iโ€™m heading to the campus bar up the road from my apartment and I am going to find out what in the name of coffee is happening on this campus โ€“ no matter what.

I never go to bars โ€“ let alone by myself. Wish me luck.


Self-Serve Murder is the third book in the Death by Cupcake mystery series, December 2016.

Kristie is kind with a capital K, so itโ€™s quite the surprise when she wakes up next to a dead man with no recollection of the previous night. Even worse? Sheโ€™s naked. Kristie may be a sweetheart out to save the world, but sticking her nose into an investigation of rapes across campus makes her the target of a murderer. Before she knows it, Kristie is smack dab in the middle of a murder investigation with her colleagues Callie and Anna. If thatโ€™s not enough to drive a sane person up the wall, a friend has decided heโ€™s going to keep her safe whether she wants him to or not. And, oh yeah, heโ€™s her man and thatโ€™s that.

Come join us at Callieโ€™s Cakes, where murder investigations are on the menu. You are most welcome, but you may need to serve yourself as our barista Kristie is busy trying to save the world.

Warning: Although there are plenty of moments that will make you shake your head and laugh at the antics of the ladies of Callieโ€™s Cakes, the subject matter โ€“ rape on college campuses โ€“ is very real and somewhat darker than your usual cozy mystery.

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About the author
I grew up reading everything I could get my hands on from my mom’s Harlequin romances to Nancy Drew to Little Women. When I wasn’t flipping pages in a library book, I was penning horrendous poems, writing songs no one dena-haggertyshould ever sing, or drafting stories which have thankfully been destroyed. College and a stint in the U.S. Army came along, robbing me of free time to write and read, although I did manage, every once in a while, to sneak a book into my rucksack between rolled up socks, MRIs, t-shirts, and cold weather gear. After surviving the army experience, I went back to school and got my law degree. I jumped ship and joined the hubby in the Netherlands before the graduation ceremony could even begin. A few years into my legal career, I was exhausted, fed up, and just plain done. I quit my job and sat down to write a manuscript, which I promptly hid in the attic after returning to the law. But being a lawyer really wasnโ€™t my thing, so I quit (again!) and went off to Germany to start a B&B. Turns out being a B&B owner wasnโ€™t my thing either. I decided to follow the husband to Istanbul for a few years where I managed to churn out book after book. But ten years was too many to stay away from โ€˜homeโ€™. I packed up again and moved to The Hague where Iโ€™m currently working on my next book. I hope Iโ€™ll always be working on my next book.

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