Murder With A TwistI awoke to the sensation of a long body stretched lazily over mine. Opening my eyes, I found myself looking up into two brown ones.

โ€œNigel?โ€ I said to my husband, as a nose nuzzled against my neck.

โ€œHmmm?โ€

โ€œAre you comfortable?โ€ I asked.

โ€œVery. Why?โ€

โ€œBecause, Iโ€™m not. Help me out, will you?โ€

Next to me, Nigel rolled over, laughing when he saw me pinned underneath our bullmastiff, Skippy. โ€œAw, donโ€™t make him get off of you,โ€ he said. โ€œHeโ€™s just saying โ€˜hi.โ€™ Besides, he looks so comfy.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s great, but I think my lungs are in danger of collapsing.โ€ Skippy wagged his tail and began to enthusiastically lick my face. โ€œThat is, if I donโ€™t drown first,โ€ I amended, as I tried to push Skippy off of me. With Nigelโ€™s help, I was finally able to squeeze out from under him, and roll toward Nigelโ€™s side of the bed. Skippy happily settled into my vacated spot and lay his massive head on my pillow.

โ€œSee, he just wanted to snuggle with us,โ€ Nigel said as used his t-shirt to wipe the drool off of my face.

โ€œThatโ€™s not snuggling,โ€ I said. โ€œThatโ€™s full-body-contact sleeping. In fact, in some countries I think weโ€™d be legally engaged now. I feel like Iโ€™m covered from head to toe in dog slobber,โ€ Nigel laughed and continued to wipe off Skippyโ€™s drool, until I pointed out that โ€˜head to toeโ€™ was only an expression, and that I wasnโ€™t comfortable performing in front of an audience. Nigel conceded the point and made the necessary adjustments. When we stumbled out of our bedroom sometime later, Skippy was patiently waiting for us on the living room couch.

While Nigel made us coffee, I attempted to shove Skippy off the couch. After awhile, I gave up. When Nigel returned, I was reading the paper in the club chair. โ€œYou made the gossip page,โ€ I said as he handed me my coffee.

โ€œI can totally explain that,โ€ Nigel said as he took a seat in the chair opposite of mine. โ€œYou see, it was all Davidโ€™s idea really. He bet meโ€ฆโ€

โ€œNigel, itโ€™s about last nightโ€™s Oscar ceremony,โ€ I said before taking a sip of my coffee.

Nigel affected a look of relief. โ€œThat does make more sense, now that I think about it.โ€

I smiled at him over the rim of my cup. โ€œWhat bet?โ€ I asked.

โ€œExactly,โ€ said Nigel with a wink. โ€œBest to play it dumb should anyone ask.โ€

I rolled my eyes and resumed reading the paper. After a minute, I said, โ€œWhy do they always have to mention the fact that Iโ€™m an ex-detective like I did a stint in prison?โ€

Nigel laughed. โ€œWhat did they say this time?โ€

โ€œAmong last nightโ€™s attendees was Movie Magic founder, Nigel Martini,โ€ I quoted. โ€œThe former playboy attended the ceremony with his wife, Nic and their dog, Skippy. Mr. Martini looked impeccable as always in a tux by Oscar de la Renta while Mrs. Martini donned a gown by Christian Dior โ€“ a far cry from her days in uniform as a New York City Homicide Detective. Not to be outdone, Skippy was also dressed for the occasion, sporting a black silk bowtie on his stately neck.โ€

I threw the paper down. โ€œโ€˜A far cry from her days in uniformโ€™? Honestly? Detectives donโ€™t even wear uniforms.โ€

โ€œA fact, which as Iโ€™ve said before, makes role-playing all the more difficult. But, look on the bright side. You got top billing over Skippy.โ€


You can read more about Nic and Nigel in Murder With A Twist, the first book in the NEW โ€œNic & Nigelโ€ mystery series, published by Midnight Ink.

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Meet the author
Tracy Kiely received a BA in English from Trinity College. This accomplishment prompted most job interviewers to ask, “how fast can you type?” Her standard answer of “not so fast” usually put an end to further questions.

She was eventually hired by the American Urological Association (AUA), who were kind enough to overlook the whole typing thing, mainly because they knew just what kind of prose she’d be typing. After several years, Tracy left the AUA taking with her a trove of anecdotal stories that would eventually result in her banishment from polite society. That’s when she thought writing a novel might be a good idea.

Murder with a Twist is her first novel in the Nic and Nigel Martini series. It can be enjoyed straight up or with a twist.ย She is also the author of the Jane Austen inspired Elizabeth Parker mystery series: Murder at Longbourn, Murder on the Brideโ€™s Side, Murder Most Persuasive, and Murder Most Austen. These can be enjoyed with either tea or a very dry sherry.