Homicidal HolidaysMay 2nd

Itโ€™s pretty rural where I live. Missisquoi, Vermont. Yeah, we have a downtown and everything, but when you drive around, there are lots of idle fields and old barns and wild animals. Iโ€™d never given the animals much thought until recently. I donโ€™t hunt, like my pal, Bobby. And I donโ€™t have a dog like Sally, my friend and favorite waitress at the town diner.

But for the past three months, Iโ€™ve had one animal on my mind a lot, Moe, our townโ€™s official groundhog. Sally thinks heโ€™s cute as a button. I think heโ€™s the devil. Well, come to think of it, I wish he was the devil. Then itโ€™d be warmer around here.

My problem with Moe is every freaking February 2nd, he sees his shadow, declaring weโ€™ll have another long winter. That might not seem like a big deal to you. But then, most town groundhogs donโ€™t actually control the weather. Here in Missisquoi, ours are different. They have special powers. Their predictions always come true, and Moe always predicts a long winter.

I realized this past Groundhog Day that if I wanted things to change around here, Iโ€™d have to get rid of Moe. It should be easy. He lives in a large chain-link pen in a sanctuary a few miles from my house. Itโ€™s at the edge of some woods, which should provide cover while Iโ€™m hightailing it back to my truck. Iโ€™ve been casing the joint for the past three months, waiting for my chance to grab him.

Of course every time Iโ€™ve been about to tiptoe into the cage, someone has come by at the last second, foiling my plot. But eventually, my planโ€™ll work. It has to.

What could possibly go wrong?


To learn how Gusโ€™s plan works out, read The Shadow Knows by Barb Goffman in Chesapeake Crimes: Homicidal Holidays, published October 7th by Wildside Press. Homicidal Holidays is the sixth volume in the Agatha, Anthony, Macavity, and Derringer award-winning Chesapeake Crimes series. In addition to Groundhog Day, the anthology has stories set on Halloween, Christmas, Valentineโ€™s Day, Presidentsโ€™ Day, St. Patrickโ€™s Day, and last, but definitely not least, Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrr.

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Meet the author
Barb Goffman likes her crime short and sweet. Well, maybe not that sweet. Sheโ€™s the author of DONโ€™T GET MAD, GET EVEN, a short-story collection published last year by Wildside Press that recently won the Silver Falchion Award for best single-author mystery collection published in 2013. Barb also won the Macavity Award last fall for best short story of 2012, and sheโ€™s been nominated multiple times for the Agatha, Anthony, and Macavity awards for her short fiction.

Her next story to be published, โ€œItโ€™s A Trap!,โ€ will appear in an anthology of funny Thanksgiving crime stories, THE KILLER WORE CRANBERRY: A FOURTH MEAL OF MAYHEM, due for release later this month by Untreed Reads Publishing. To support her short-story habit, Barb runs a freelance editing service, specializing in crime fiction. She also serves as secretary of the Mid-Atlantic chapter of Mystery Writers of America. Learn more at www.barbgoffman.com and www.goffmanediting.com.