Apr 10, 2017 | A Day In My Life
Today’s work comes from one of my lovelorn. She’s looking for Mr. Right, but unfortunately, she’s shopping the local penitentiary. Her new pen pal has a tight-fisted scribble that leans backward, antisocially. The bowls of his o’s and a’s are narrow and closed off,...
Jul 6, 2015 | A Day In My Life
If you’re going to spend the day with me, you’ll have to take the baseboards. I hate cleaning the baseboards and, for some reason, all the women who stay at the Mid-Night Inn are crazy about clean baseboards. But we don’t get that many women here, really. Most of the...
Jul 9, 2014 | A Day In My Life
Today is the day I’m reclaiming my life. Ten months ago, some kid, a student at Rothbert University I’d never met or taught in class, tried to take it from me. And then he succeeded in taking his own. I guess I should feel bad about that kid, but he didn’t leave me...